Lily's Boyfriend Checklist

After talking to my friend Lucy, I have decided that I want a boyfriend after June 7 (my LSAT day) despite the fact that boys are smelly, creepy, and full of cooties. If you know of any guys who fit the following requirements, please send them my way. :D (I got this checklist idea from my friend Chelsea.)

-- Is moderately attractive. I don't need a Brad Pitt type of guy, but it would be nice if he was not obese, not smelly, not irritating, etc.
-- Is not creepy.
-- Has a GPA above 3.95. However, I will consider guys in the 3.9-3.95 range if they have enough demanding obligations outside of school.
-- Does not study all day. People who study all day tend to be rather boring.
-- Does not have an alcohol, drug, or gambling problem. I would also prefer for the guy not to smoke (either cannabis or tobacco).
-- Is not Asian. I prefer African-American guys, but I also like Caucasian and Hispanic ones.
-- Is not a pre-med or compsci guy. (Other nerdy stuff, like physics or chemical engineering, are good though.)
-- Does not insist on holding doors open for me, getting my chair, or otherwise treating me in a patronizing manner because I am female.
-- Is not too sappy and romantic, but can be sweet when I want an ego-boost.
-- Does not insist on hanging out with me for more than two hours every week if I am busy.
-- Is not an extremist conservative Republican (moderate Republicans are okay) or a supply-sider (moderate supply-siders are not okay).
-- Is interesting.
-- Volunteers.
-- Is well-rounded. I want to be able to discuss everything with this guy from evolutionary biology to piano.
-- Is a student leader on campus. (Maybe I'll make him submit a resume.)
-- Is nice. Preferably to the point where he is a pushover because I can be rather assertive and he needs to be able to tolerate Lily-abuse.

Anyway, please help me find a new boyfriend! :)